NAUGHTY HOTTIES

Like most big businesses, Santa has gone paperless - meaning, his whole database is now online.  With the help of Wikileaks, I've hacked into his Naughty List file. His most recent cable was huge but after sifting through it, I actually found 10 of my friends.  I wasn't too surprised because I'm usually friends with "bad girls." I just hope these naughty girls get something for Christmas.  Luckily, they're all pretty cute and I know Santa has a soft spot for beautiful women.